your thong is hanging out like whoa
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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