so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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