The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
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I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
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IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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