Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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