You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
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He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
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He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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