Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Randomize
