god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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