fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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