yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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