I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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