Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
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REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
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Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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