shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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