Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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