Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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