The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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