Dual....:-)
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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