even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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