make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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