piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
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critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
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We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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