i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
May the power of my ass compel you!!
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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