I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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