So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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