I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
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Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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