The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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