it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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