I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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