I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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