I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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