The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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