but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
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Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Houston, we have a squirter
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
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I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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