Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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