I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
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he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
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The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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