I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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