I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
You ruined the universe
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Randomize
