I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
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There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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