Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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