dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
