So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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