Umm I'm too high to move.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
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i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
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I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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