That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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