Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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