cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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