Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Randomize
