idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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