We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
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