you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
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I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
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