I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
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I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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