We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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