For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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