Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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