everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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