love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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