Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
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As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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