your room smells of hookers.
And success
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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