if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
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Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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