dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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