i just had sex bonerless
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
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But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
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Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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