Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
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how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
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Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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