Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
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Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
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I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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